Welcome. We are the Followers of the Legendary Slime Cloud.
We follow the Legendary Slime Cloud, a deity with spheres of control including slimes, and clouds. We think The Legendary Slime Cloud, or TLSC, may be the right deity for you. If you already have a religion, no matter. The Following of TLSC is a mainly supplementary religion, best accompanied by another religion (some good ones are Pastafarianism and The Followers of Neil DeGrasse Tyson (sometimes called SCIENCE!!)). Feel free to look around, get to know TLSC and the faith, and maybe you will want to join us.
TLSC is a somewhat mysterious deity, but we do know he appears to cool people in the form of a giant blooming green cloud in the shape of The Slime Mark. He (or maybe she, or maybe they, or maybe even it, we don't really know) is Lord and Savior of Slimes and Clouds, and the right deity for us.
While we are against the greed of corporations, we are linked to the corporation SlimeTech because of the heavy membership overlap between our organizations. You can find out more about SlimeTech here, in order to enhance your understanding of TSLC and his influence in business.